Yes! Go ahead! Plot book 5, everyone! (Hilarious conversation)

Reposting because I found this post hilarious

I was up till... 12 last night? all because certain people WOULDN'T shut up! *glares at Shadow*

Shadow: what? You know you WANTED that conversation!

me: ug... okay... yeah I did... but still.

Kairi: it's their fault! *glares at Sora's parents!*

me: (sternly )Kairi! Don't blame them! It's not entirely their fault.

Shadow: umm... yeah it is...

me: *sighs* Sora was the one who started it...

Sora: *throws hands up in defeat* YOU were thinking about it.

me: hey! I was having a hard time focusing! Namine and Riku have been quiet lately...

Namine: it's only because you were writing that random crap Hollow Bastion scene

me: which I was only writing because you insisted!

Namine: *starts to argue, but frowns* okay... I did insist...

Riku: hey, I don't-

me: Riku! we're not going there!

Riku: *pouts*

Shadow: You know... we've strayed away from the original point...

Kairi: (angrily) Right! Sora's parents!

me: (sternly again) Kairi... no need to yell at them...

Kairi: No need? There is EVERY need!

Me: KAIRI! SHUT UP! We've got another year before this actually happens! And it only turned out as bad as it did because Xehanort went and meddled! If you want to yell at anyone, go yell at him!

Edd: but she already-

me: Edd! What are you doing here!?

Zack: bothering you, duh!

me: *rubs head* THIS is why I stopped doing these things

Riku: yeah, because your mind wanders and random crap characters show up! Oh well, it's not as bad as that one time where you had like... Tippi, Navi, Link, then I got smothered by fangirls-

me: no, that was the Real Riku.

Riku: oh it was? *bursts out laughing*

me: *groan*

Zack: you guys were complaining about Xehanort, right?

Kairi: no, I'm still complaining about Sora's parents

Sora:*turns to Zack* I could complain about Xehanort, if you want.

Shadow: *hasty look at Aerith* that MIGHT be a bad idea

Zack: sorry! I can- I can GO if you guys need me to. 

me: that might not be a bad idea, Zack, sorry.

Zack: ah, it's nothing. I can go do something else... *heads off*

Kairi: right, now where were we?

Sora: NOT complaining about my parents.

Kairi: but-

me: Kairi! Leave it alone! We already wrote it off as Xehanort meddling-

Zack: again

me: Zack!

Zack: sorry! Sorry... *leaves*

Shadow: How many times is this that Xehanort's meddled?

me: only twice... but it is annoying...

Sora: *makes a face* it is...

me: It wouldn't be as bad if he didn't solve my problems in doing so!

Riku: *frowns* actually... he's meddled and fixed your problems three times now...

me: he ha- oh...

Riku: (smugly) yup.

Me: I thought 37 was mostly responsible for that.

Riku: no, remember? Xehanort was the only reason he actually bothered. Otherwise he would've just-

me: we should stop talking now before we give too much info away...

yeah... so... that was fun...

just in case you didn't catch, my characters have been extremely distracting lately. Sora, Kairi, Aqua (who didn't want to show up in that conversation for some reason...) Xehanort and Shadow-

Kairi: and Sora's parents!

And Sora's parents were all talking last night. I suppose I wouldn't have minded, but they were all plotting book 5. Even Shadow! And I could've SWORN he didn't make it out of Dead Inside!

Shadow: I never said I made it out... I was merely throwing ideas around last night

*Groan* okay, whatever. The point is, everyone was plotting book 5 last night-

Riku: me and Namine weren't!

No! you weren't, but you have almost no part in- ug! nevermind, stupid blog. I have to go anyway.... *leaves*

Rough draft of Riku freaking out (ch105 or so)

said I'd post it

the thing is, this focuses more on what everyone else is doing, which is funny, because Riku tunes them all out in the chapter itself.

anyway

Does Namine still have meltdowns?

“Yes.”

Do they hurt?

“Of course they hurt her.”

No, no, do they hurt you?

“What?”

It seems like they hurt you. You just can’t stand to watch her, knowing that there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop them, knowing that youmight be causing-

Riku’s eyes widened in anger. He rounded on Sora, looking positively furious.

“Aerith!” Yuffie shouted.

(Sora continues)

            (Riku gets even more upset)

            “Riku! Don’t listen to him!” Aerith called. “He doesn’t know what he’s saying! He doesn’t mean any of it-”

            (Sora says something particularly nasty)

            (Riku draws his blade)

            “Quick! Someone grab him!” Yuffie shouted. “Sora!! Snap out of it! Aerith? Can I slap him!?”

            Leon came up and grabbed Riku from behind, restraining him. Riku fought hard, though, trying to break free.

            “Take that back! Take that back, do you hear me!?” he was shouting.

            “But it’s true,” Sora continued, not even fazed. He almost sounded as if he were enjoying this. “And you know I’m right-”

            “Sora’s Shadow ain’t around, is he?” Cid asked.

            Aerith shook her head, though she didn’t seem too sure. “I can’t sense him,” she said. “And I can’t hear him, either. I would assume he’d be laughing at-”

            Riku broke free of Leon’s hold, and launched himself at Sora. Within moments he had Sora pinned to the ground, blade at his throat. Sora hardly reacted at all, he just kept talking, the amusement in his voice growing. Leon tried to pull Riku away, but he didn’t have much luck.

            “Sora!” Yuffie screamed, placing a rather kick in his side. “Riku’s going to kill you if you don’t snap out of it!”

            “I think that’s what his Shadow wants,” Leon grunted, as he tried to hold Riku back. It didn’t take Riku much effort to break free of his grasp again.

            “She shattered you!” Sora laughed. “And you’re protecting her? Even though she took your heart, shaped it to her liking and then broke it the minute you stepped out of line? How can you still have feelings for that bi-”

            “Shut your damn mouth!” Cid shouted.

            “Cid!” Aerith gasped.

            “Like what he was gonna say was any better!”

            The room suddenly went silent. A look of sheer terror crossed Sora’s face.

            “What did I say?” he gasped, frantically. “What did I say!?”

            Riku was in tears now. Leon was having absolutely no trouble holding him back.

            “Riku- I- I’m so sorry!” Sora stammered, scrambling to his feet. “I swear I didn’t mean it!!” He turned to Yuffie. “What did I say?”

            She just slowly shook her head.

            “I hate this!!” Riku screamed suddenly, his voice choked in his tears. “I hate feeling like this!!” He threw his blade to the ground. Leon slowly let go of him, and he collapsed to his knees, sobbing. Aerith calmly grabbed him by the shoulders.

            “I’m not crying!” he said, shakily. “I’m not weak! I- I’m not-”

            “Riku, it’s alright,” Aerith said, calmly. “It’s alright.”